spoof practise

siswa-siswi ketika mempraktikkan spoof text atau membaca mereka sangat lucu.berarti semua siswa sudah memahami isi daripada text tersebut.So I am happy  to know about my students are clever.I hope all of my students can speak English well.After graduating from senior High School they can looking for good job.AMIIN.

Soon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency. Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office. “It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country. The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone” Notes on the Spoof’s Generic Structure Orientation: Dave was a lucky man. He suddenly became a very rich man because of the death of his rich uncle who had no children. He inherited his uncle’s money. Event 1: Being rich, he wanted to set up his estate company Event 2: He had his new office. In his office, he pretended to be a very successful businessman. He acted as had an important client. He showed by making conversation on the phone. Twist: The man whom he showed is a telephone technician. He came to Dave’s office to connect that phone. Read the other examples: Spoof Example of Spoof "What Time is It?" Example of Spoof text with Ironic Twist "The Perfect Husband" as Example of Spoof Text Spoof Example "Honey What is for Supper?" Twist in Spoof Text Contoh Spoof Text "The Necklace" Spoof Text is Different from Anecdote Text Goat Jumping into Deep Hole as EXAMPLE OF SPOOF TEXT Example of Spoof Text in Story of Spying Parrot It’s Time to Go to School! Short Example of Spoof Text Loving Money Too Much; Example of Spoof Example of Spoof Text in Funny Story Spoof and Recount Text; What Makes them Different? Saved by Stilts; a spoof text 12 comments: camelia said... thx bget dach teks spoof nya . hehehehehe 11/5/09 4:19 PM Admin said... Camelia, you are welcome, contoh spoof ini diharap bisa membantu pemahaman kita bersama tentang bentuk text 11/5/09 4:52 PM jia di' na^wa said... Tq bgt..... text types nya,,, ngbantu bgt bwt qu ngerjain tugas2.. 11/4/10 3:47 PM SUNY said... ARTIX DA G??? 28/4/10 5:42 PM Anonymous said... wkwkwk...~ thx bgt textnya... lucu bgt dah... 1/6/10 11:49 PM Admin said... Lucunya cerita spoof itu sebagai efek dari Twist, sebuah ending cerita yang tak terduga dari banguna plot semula 2/6/10 9:06 PM Amelia said... makasiih yaa.. aku copas boleh kan buat tugas.. hihihi.. =) 15/8/10 11:05 PM jean said... thank you so much..... besok tu ada tugas ngumpulin contoh spoof... akhirnya dapet juga... 8/2/11 6:18 PM Anonymous said... ini ada versi lain contoh spoof text tentang telpon yang belum terpasang. A man recently appointed general in the army was sitting in his new office when a new soldier walked in. Wishing to impress the new soldier, the general picked up the telephone and said, “Yes, Mr. President. I’m glad you like my suggestions. I’ll come by and give you a more detailed report at the White House a little later this week.” After hanging up the telephone the general asked, “Now, soldier, what can I do for you?” “Nothing much, sir,” said the soldier. I just came in to connect your telephone.” Contoh spoof ini lucu banget. 26/4/11 8:05 PM dinii said... makasih contoh text nya :D 24/7/11 10:17 PM Anonymous said... thanks 3/1/12 11:52 PM Anonymous said... ho hooooo lucu"lucu ceritanya lucu bgt 18/1/12 2:33 PM Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Popular Posts in Text Types CINDERELLA STORY; the Clearest Example of Narrative Text Example of Spoof Text in Funny Story Contoh / Example of Narrative Text "The Story of Lake Toba" Example of Narrative Text; The Smartest Parrot Narrative Analysis on Malin Kundang Story Kite's Tale as Example of Narrative Loving Money Too Much; Example of Spoof It’s Time to Go to School! Short Example of Spoof Text “That Phone is Off” ; example of spoof Contoh/Example of Report Text in Komodo Subscribing to Text Types Enter your email to subscribe Text Types Don't forget to verify, CLICK the link sent to your email to activate subscription Get Connected with Text Types! Searching with GoogleSoon after he left college, Dave found one of his uncles who was very rich and had no children of his own died and left him a lot of money, so he decided to set up his own real estate agency. Dave found a nice office. He bought some new furniture and moved in. he had only been there for e few hours when he heard someone coming toward the door of his office. “It must be my first customer” Dave thought. He quickly picked up the telephone and pretended to be very busy answering an important call from someone in New York who wanted to buy a big and expensive house in the country. The man knocked at the door while this was going on. He came in and waited politely for Dave to finish his conversation on the phone. Then the man said to Dave; “I am from the telephone company and I was sent here to connect your telephone” Notes on the Spoof’s Generic Structure Orientation: Dave was a lucky man. He suddenly became a very rich man because of the death of his rich uncle who had no children. He inherited his uncle’s money. Event 1: Being rich, he wanted to set up his estate company Event 2: He had his new office. In his office, he pretended to be a very successful businessman. He acted as had an important client. He showed by making conversation on the phone. Twist: The man whom he showed is a telephone technician. He came to Dave’s office to connect that phone. Read the other examples: Spoof Example of Spoof "What Time is It?" Example of Spoof text with Ironic Twist "The Perfect Husband" as Example of Spoof Text Spoof Example "Honey What is for Supper?" Twist in Spoof Text Contoh Spoof Text "The Necklace" Spoof Text is Different from Anecdote Text Goat Jumping into Deep Hole as EXAMPLE OF SPOOF TEXT Example of Spoof Text in Story of Spying Parrot It’s Time to Go to School! Short Example of Spoof Text Loving Money Too Much; Example of Spoof Example of Spoof Text in Funny Story Spoof and Recount Text; What Makes them Different? Saved by Stilts; a spoof text 12 comments: camelia said... thx bget dach teks spoof nya . hehehehehe 11/5/09 4:19 PM Admin said... Camelia, you are welcome, contoh spoof ini diharap bisa membantu pemahaman kita bersama tentang bentuk text 11/5/09 4:52 PM jia di' na^wa said... Tq bgt..... text types nya,,, ngbantu bgt bwt qu ngerjain tugas2.. 11/4/10 3:47 PM SUNY said... ARTIX DA G??? 28/4/10 5:42 PM Anonymous said... wkwkwk...~ thx bgt textnya... lucu bgt dah... 1/6/10 11:49 PM Admin said... Lucunya cerita spoof itu sebagai efek dari Twist, sebuah ending cerita yang tak terduga dari banguna plot semula 2/6/10 9:06 PM Amelia said... makasiih yaa.. aku copas boleh kan buat tugas.. hihihi.. =) 15/8/10 11:05 PM jean said... thank you so much..... besok tu ada tugas ngumpulin contoh spoof... akhirnya dapet juga... 8/2/11 6:18 PM Anonymous said... ini ada versi lain contoh spoof text tentang telpon yang belum terpasang. A man recently appointed general in the army was sitting in his new office when a new soldier walked in. Wishing to impress the new soldier, the general picked up the telephone and said, “Yes, Mr. President. I’m glad you like my suggestions. I’ll come by and give you a more detailed report at the White House a little later this week.” After hanging up the telephone the general asked, “Now, soldier, what can I do for you?” “Nothing much, sir,” said the soldier. I just came in to connect your telephone.” Contoh spoof ini lucu banget. 26/4/11 8:05 PM dinii said... makasih contoh text nya :D 24/7/11 10:17 PM Anonymous said... thanks 3/1/12 11:52 PM Anonymous said... ho hooooo lucu"lucu ceritanya lucu bgt 18/1/12 2:33 PM Post a Comment Newer Post Older Post Home Popular Posts in Text Types CINDERELLA STORY; the Clearest Example of Narrative Text Example of Spoof Text in Funny Story Contoh / Example of Narrative Text "The Story of Lake Toba" Example of Narrative Text; The Smartest Parrot Narrative Analysis on Malin Kundang Story Kite's Tale as Example of Narrative Loving Money Too Much; Example of Spoof It’s Time to Go to School! Short Example of Spoof Text “That Phone is Off” ; example of spoof Contoh/Example of Report Text in Komodo Subscribing to Text Types Enter your email to subscribe Text Types Don't forget to verify, CLICK the link sent to your email to activate subscription Get Connected with Text Types! Searching with Google

REMEDIAL KLS XI IPA

CHANGE THESE CONDITIONALS INTO PRESENT CONDITIONAL ,PAST CONDITIONAL AND ALSO FIND THE FACT.


1 .IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL GO TO THE BEACH.
2. SHE WILL SING A SONG IF SHE IS A SINGER
3 .I WILL BE HAPPY IF I AM A RICHMAN
4. WE  WILLN'T GIVE YOU MUCH MONEY IF YOU ARE NOT MY SON
5. THEY WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE IF YOU ARE HERE

CONGRATULATIONS

CONGRATULATION  TO ALL STUDENTS WHO ARE GRADUATED CEREMONY TODAY. I WILL YOU WILL BE SUCCESS.CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOR THE BEST.

KISI2 UAS DCC STUDENT

kisi2 : SENTENCE,PARAGRAPH,NOUN,ADJECTIVE,GERUND,CONDITIONAL,BROCHURE OR ADVERTISEMENT,DEDGREE OF COMPARISON

causative have and get

ausative "have"

Resource centre - English grammar - causative "have"

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Form

Have + object + past participle -- to have something done
Have + object + bare infinitive -- to have someone do something

Functions and examples

We use causative have when arranging for someone to do something for us.
They repaired their car. (they did it themselves)
They had their car repaired. (they arranged for someone to repair it)
I cut my hair yesterday. (I cut it myself)
I had my hair cut yesterday. (I went to the hairdresser)

We also use causative have when someone does something to us.
Bill had his money stolen by a thief.

Important points

Get is possible instead of have, usually in informal spoken English.
I'm going to get my car fixed tomorrow.

We can also use have someone do something to talk about giving instructions or orders which is more common in American English.
I had my assistant type the report.
I'll have my lawyer look into it.

See also: The passive

Teaching causative

  I ask students to imagine they were rich and could have all sorts of things done for them, annoying everyday chores that nobody likes doing plus some luxury pampering that money allows for.

I give a few examples of my own:

I'd have my nails done once a week.
I'd have my garden weeded and my lawn mowed.
I'd have my bedroom redecorated in beautiful oriental sumptuous colours and fabrics.
I'd have the evening meal cooked by a professional cook.
I'd have my shopping done and the house cleaned from top to bottom every two days.

This would leave me time to do the things I enjoy, like reading, chatting to friends, going for walks and playing tennis."
Delia


  I give each student a drawing of a town, with lots of different businesses. I first elicit what each business does (i.e. in the hair salon they cut your hair, at the mechanic they fix your car... etc) to check vocabulary. Then I introduce the grammar and ask what you can have done in each - in the hair salon I can have my hair cut, at the mechanic I can have my car fixed, etc."
Timita


  I write the following sentence on the board: I have my hair cut every week.

1. Elicit the FORM from the students (have/has + noun + past participle)
2. Use the following concept questions to elicit YES or NO:
Do I cut my hair? Ss: NO
Does somebody else cut my hair? Ss: YES
Do I pay money? Ss: YES
3. If you cut your hair yourselves, how would you say that? I elicit: I cut my hair.
4. Elicit that every week expresses "a habit", and have is in the present simple tense
5. Write the following on the board: house/clean and elicit I have my house cleaned
Of course I repeat the concept questions to make sure that my students grasp the new structure, and I have them drill it (whole class/individuals).
6. Written practice.

Good luck.
Houcine


  In a previous class I ask my students to tell me about the services they need and the establishments that are near their homes or the ones they usually go to. According to the information they give, I elicit the services and I write on the board some examples like

My computer is not working, I need to get it fixed.

I ask my students to go out of my classroom with me and pretend that they are school inspectors. The students are asked to mention all the problems they see in the school. They find out problems in teams like:

The pool is dirty, the steps are chipped, the handrail is scratched.

When we go back to the classroom, they must give a solution to all the problems they saw or identified. We all check the answers and correct them as a group. As a follow-up activity, I ask them to check the problems they see in their house and give solutions for homework.

I hope you like this idea. This is a real effective communicative activity."
Prof. German Albavera


  Family - friends and favours.
Students work on the importance of working as a team inside the family so the house and errands are done on time. They comment about how friends help each other in good and bad moments. They make posters with lists of things the get/have done by others. They choose which favour was the most memorable."
Diana


  Question:
"3 people have had money stolen from their offices"
This looks like causative but uses "have" + "had". Anybody know how to teach this use?"
Al


  Al - this is causative in the present perfect. I'd suggest teaching it in conjunction with "Have you ever..." type questions."


  I usually ask my students to think about the things they don't like or don't know how to do by themselves. Then I ask them how they manage to get them done, I repeat some of the first answers with the causative form. Then the rest of the students are asked to model according to the new type of sentences I have introduced."
Luz


  I ask the class who is scared of going to the dentists. Then I tell them all the work I had done when I was young (6 teeth out, a brace for 2 years, now I'm having my wisdom teeth out) and put them in pairs to tell their partners how much dental work they've had done (extra vocab too).

Then you can elicit a few modal sentences from one of the students, put it on the board and clarify the form and meaning.

In changing it into the active it can be quite funny, as you can't really take our own wisdom teeth out. You can even bring in some gory pictures! :)
Poppy


  I use pictures of a dress, hair, a car and a house and ask how these things are made: are they made by our hands or other people's hands? I elicit answers from the students and present the rule to them after writing 3 or 4 examples on the board. I give extra examples focusing on the tense of each sentence (present - past).
Monymero


  I put on the board pictures showing a.)broken down car b.)mechanic repairing it. Then I say: I had a problem with my car and took it to the mechanic and write on the board:
"I had my car fixed". Then ask: a.)did I fix it? Students answer "No" b.)did the mechanic fix it? Students answer "yes" c.)did I pay for it? They answer "yes". Finally I write on the board the form of causative.
Monymero

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